Posted by Exile on August 22, 2006
Well, I waited all day. I mean, today was the day. Right? We should be wallowing in grief or something by now according to the Mad Ahminejad.
I am disappointed.
I was ready for the apocalypse.
I stocked up on the tinned food, beer and a little water to mix with my evening scotch. Bought extra tobacco for my pipe. A few good books. Toilet paper…
Now I can retire to the bathroom for a week, get drunk for a month, smoke myself into a coma and read till my eyes fall out. Not to mention all the canned beans and corned beef I can eat. Damn!
I guess Allah’s on holiday or something. Or dead. Or maybe he just forgot.
Maybe we should ask the Brits?
I have a sneaking suspicion they may have upset some devious plan….