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One for the ladies…!!

Posted by Exile on December 9, 2006

Not being one to brag or gloat, and not being discontent with my physical attributes, I was surprised to find a set of articles on the BBC website concerning male misgivings about their “size”. It would appear that my counterparts around the world are, shall we say, challenged, in certain areas!
I promise, the following is copied and pasted from the Beeb.

Article 1.
A survey of more than 1,000 men in India has concluded that condoms made according to international sizes are too large for a majority of Indian men.
The study found that more than half of the men measured had penises that were shorter than international standards for condoms.
Over 1,200 volunteers from the length and breadth of the country had their penises measured precisely, down to the last millimetre.

Article 2.
Doctors in Asia are treating an increasing number of men with severe injuries who have tried to increase the size of their penises by injecting themselves with Vaseline and other oils.

Article 3.
Doctors believe that men in Britain may be becoming interested in the practice after travelling to Asia on holiday.
However, Mr Manit and his colleagues at the IUN were extremely surprised when a 31-year old British born man presented at their clinic for treatment recently for gross abnormality of the penis and ulceration as a result of injecting oils under his skin. “The man had used a high-pressure pneumatic grease gun to inject his penis.”

Ouch! A high-pressure pneumatic grease gun? That makes my eyes water just by thinking about it.

It makes me think of a graffitti I saw once. It said, and I quote: “Henry Kissinger should be bloody well hung”. Someone had added the following: “He is. He is!” and signed it, “Mrs. Kissinger.”

Now, control yourselves if you are going to comment!

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2 Responses to “One for the ladies…!!”

  1. Subvet said

    I’ve always believed it isn’t the length of his wand but the magic of the magician that counts.

    And the ladies call me “Mandrake”!

  2. shoprat said

    Women always seem to say “Size doesn’t matter.” but is it true?

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