Jozef Fritzl Picked His Nose
Posted by Exile on November 16, 2008
That’s the headline I’m waiting for. It should be printed shortly.
I have no idea why, but the Danish TV and parts of the press are totally obsessive about Jozef Fritzl, the man who imprisoned his daughter in a cellar for years, raped her continuously, killed some of his children which came out of the incestuous affair, imprisoned and abused his wife and so on.
The man is doubtlessly a monster. Some might even say he is stark staring mad. Either way, I don’t really care. The important thing is that he was caught doing it, he is on trial for it and will probably end up going to jail for a very long time. Rightly so. Other than that, I don’t see the need to constantly update me on the trivia that follows.
He is charged with rape. Slavery. Illegal imprisonment. Incest. Blah blah.. the list is seemingly endless.
I don’t need to know that he forced his daughter to watch porn films. Big deal. I’ve seen a few myself. Under duress, of course.
I don’t need to know how the cellar was built, arranged or furnished. I am totally uncaring about the colour of the curtains in the living room in the Fritzl household. Or where he went drinking or shopping, what car he drove, or which bicycle he used to go to the pub.
His favourite colour of socks is not going to influence my life. I don’t particularly care whom he worked for, or where. Or when, for that matter.
So what’s next, I wonder?
Maybe he was the founder member of the SS and was Hitler’s batman.
Perhaps he ate children. Perhaps he didn’t.
Does he really have only one testicle? Or false teeth?
Though unconfirmed by the press, he probably did scratch his arse. That will be in the press reports tomorrow, I’m sure.
Was he on crack? Who cares?
Fritzl ate pork.
Fritzl admits to eating chips with salt and vinegar.
Fritzl cleans his teeth with toothpaste. And, God help us all, he used a comb to fix his hair….
Jozef Fritzl led a double life appearing as a Scottish musician, calling himself “Jock the Rapper”.
Jozef Fritzl picked his nose.
Don’t forget, you read it here first.
More stunning news on Jozef Fritzl follows shortly in the MSM near you.
Buy early and avoid the rush.
(Rant ends here.)